Faded Spades

Eight of Spades found in muck on walk.

Somewhere, a deck is missing a card. Is it yours? Check your pack, the one in the kitchen junk drawer with the occasional nick, crease, and smudge. It feels a little light, doesn't it. Skim through. It's absurd to be checking, but why not. Remember one of the cards wasn't there last time? I found it. But you won't be able to use it anymore.